I was trying to find something to watch the other day and as I passed over the news channels I heard a reporter say "and now the focus shifts to Kentucky" and I thought to myself holy shit... I forgot Kentucky existed. Yea, that's right. I mean, I obviously knew Kentucky existed, but I guess it just got filed in my brain under "useless shit from elementary school", right in between parabolas and mitochondria. Honestly who can blame me though, like I can name three things about Kentucky: bluegrass, derbys, and fried chicken and I double dare you to name a fourth.
My grandma (Gram) watches the news all the time. Yesterday she left me a voicemail that said "Turn on channel 26 at 8 o'clock tonight so you can tape it" which is one of the funniest sentences I've ever heard. First of all, I don't even have cable. Second, even if I did, she lives in a different state so we don't have the same channel 26. Third, tape it lol jesus.
This woman has the technical acumen of a wet mop. All of her clocks blink 12 because the power went out once 7 years ago and she can't figure out how to set them again. But sure, let's make her schedule her covid vaccine online - that sounds like a GREAT idea, she can barely stand on line you dummies why don't you just kill her now and save me a few dozen hours of tech support. In fact, I think I know more about Kentucky than she does about technology.