Is tea better than coffee?

I was trying to find something to watch the other day and as I passed over the news channels I heard a reporter say "and now the focus shifts to Kentucky" and I thought to myself holy shit... I forgot Kentucky existed.  Yea, that's right.  I mean, I obviously knew Kentucky existed, but I guess it just got filed in my brain under "useless shit from elementary school", right in between parabolas and mitochondria.  Honestly who can blame me though, like I can name three things about Kentucky: bluegrass, derbys, and fried chicken and I double dare you to name a fourth.

My grandma (Gram) watches the news all the time.  Yesterday she left me a voicemail that said "Turn on channel 26 at 8 o'clock tonight so you can tape it" which is one of the funniest sentences I've ever heard.  First of all, I don't even have cable.  Second, even if I did, she lives in a different state so we don't have the same channel 26.  Third, tape it lol jesus.  

This woman has the technical acumen of a wet mop.  All of her clocks blink 12 because the power went out once 7 years ago and she can't figure out how to set them again. But sure, let's make her schedule her covid vaccine online - that sounds like a GREAT idea, she can barely stand on line you dummies why don't you just kill her now and save me a few dozen hours of tech support.  In fact, I think I know more about Kentucky than she does about technology.

-Silky Johnson

Staff Writer