Can you drink tea during a full moon?
I just want everyone to know
And understand that even though
I’ve been inside since last spring
I’m still not coming to your thing
Birthdays, yes there are a plenty
Some for one, and some for twenty
Without me, you’ll have to sing
I’m still not coming to your thing
Weddings are a lovely day
Fun to have and vows to say
And I hope that you love your ring
I’m still not coming to your thing
I’ll send a text, I’ll send a gif
I’ll give a call, I’ll send a gift
I’ll find a card that says cha-ching
I’m still not coming to your thing
Celebrate your new son’s bris?
I had a dream, it was not this
Word to Martin Luther King
I’m still not coming to your thing
Don’t care about your party’s theme
Or your new dumb pyramid scheme
I know that the truth may sting
I’m still not coming to your thing
There is no one worse than me
Screw your anniversary
I’ll be watching Chandler Bing
I’m still not coming to your thing
--Silky Johnson
Staff Writer
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